We all have that one game where we remember every even slightly amusing thing that’s happened in it, and every funny quote the game came up with. So, without further a-do, here are the ones that I think rock.
“Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another Castle!” (Super Mario Bros.)
She’s always in another damn castle, isn’t she? I’m pretty sure by the time Mario got to World 8, he was probably thinking that a piece of tail wasn’t worth this much murder.
“It’s a-me, Mario!” (Assassin’s Creed II)
Aren’t cross-overs the best?
“You and your friends are dead. Game over.” (Friday the 13th)
Why cruel world, why!
“I will kill your dicks!” (Bulletstorm)
Uuhhhhhhh… loser say what now? How do you… I don’t even… why?
“This is your fault. I’m going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don’t even care, do you?” (Portal)
You bastard! I wanted cake too!
“Everything is teetering on the edge of everything.” (Spec Ops: The Line)
I can’t even caption this it’s so good.
“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” (Half-Life 2)
So true. Like Aquaman on land. Big difference.
“I am the great mighty poo, and I’m going to throw my shit at you.” (Conker’s Bad Fur Day)
What are you, a monkey?
“You can’t break a man the way you do a dog or a horse – the harder you beat a man, the taller he stands.” (Far Cry 2)
Who says video game players are unmotivated?
“Killtacular!” (Halo 2)
No offense, but this needs to stop. I’ve had it up to here with killtacular and fantabulous.
“What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.” (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night)
Some would also say we’re a fantastic. Others would say killtacular.
“Boomshakalaka!” (NBA Jam)
Is that… is that even a thing?
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen!” (The Secret of Monkey Island)
Man, what you do is your business, but leave us out of it!
“Get over here!” (Mortal Kombat)
Are you gonna kill me?
“Welcome to your doom!” (Altered Beast)
That’s what your mom said last night! Oh, wait…
“Oh look, another visitor. Stay awhile… Stay FOREVER!” (Impossible Mission)
The Consuela says: “No… no…”
“Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?” (BioShock)
Only if the IRS isn’t involved.
“A man chooses; a slave obeys.” (BioShock)
Sounds deep, man. Sounds deep.
“I feel asleep!!” (Metal Gear)
You had one job… ONE JOB!
“Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!” (Metal Gear Solid)
On a plane!
“War has changed.” (Metal Gear Solid 4)
“War. War never changes.” (Fallout 3)
You guys clearly have some stuff to work out, so I’m just going to leave now.
“Nuclear launch detected.” (StarCraft)
Quick, everyone! Get to the shelter!
“In the year 200x a super robot named Mega Man was created.” (Mega Man II)
And God saw that this kicked ass.